Brace yourselves, technical communication experts: the long report for which you’ve been waiting your entire lives to analyze is coming. Actually, forget it. I’m calling dibs on this one.
That a sudden pure fount of truth on how the 2020 election was stolen from its rightful winner would appear unbidden from the questionably verdant greens of New Jersey, just after Trump’s fourth and most devastating indictment in Georgia… yeah. I guess it’s hard to make an imperial edict in 2023 worthy of August’s namesake when you’re not the god-emperor. A nonsensical white paper instead? I’m getting Four Seasons Total Landscaping vibes.
But someone, possibly Liz Harrington, wrote this thing, if it actually exists, and I’m going to annotate it if a copy becomes available online because I can smell a Mein Kampf precursor. Watch this space.